tisdag 9 februari 2010

Anime's I've Seen

Yeah, I'll update this from time to time.

1. Death Note
2. Devil May Cry
3. Naruto
4. Shaman King
5. Night Wizard
6. Ouran High School Host Club
7. Disgaea
8. Full Metal Alchemist
9. Ah! My Goddess
10. Hoshii No Kaabii
11. Furi Kuri (FLCL)
12. Kodomo no Jikan (censored)
13. Zetsubou Sensei
14. Lucky Star
15. 2x2 = Shinobuden
16. Romeo x Juliet
17. Welcome to the NHK
18. Code Geass (Lelouch of the Rebellion)

fredag 5 februari 2010

Explanation of my books ("The Elementals", not to be confused with "Magic")

It's about 8 people.
Zack (Main), Mike, Johnny, Eric, Lydia, Linda, Maria, Airia.
They all control one element each:
Shadow, Fire, Spirit, Earth, Water, Thunder, Light, Air.
They all have their respective strengths and weaknesses, like shadow not being able to interact with fire, etc.
Of course, they can touch each other, if they are in human form.
They can transform into "Half-real mode" and "real mode"
"Half-real" is when they transform into their true form, but at a human size.
As they are now made up of "Matter" (see below), they can't touch anything it'd react with.
"Real" is when they go full out, which is about...
2½ Empire State Buildings put on each other.
Zack's (for example) "real" form is about 3 tall, feet to head, with a wingspread of 2½.
It's not possible to transform into anything, no.
You still need it's DNA and there's a ritual and stuff.
And it wouldn't help you to copy someone else, as it'd just be as if you'd changed places.

MATTER
Matter is what the universe is built on. It's inside every atom.
Think of it as another suggestion besides the "String Theory" and the "Loop Theory".
We are basically made of matter, and when we walk, we don't move our legs, we move the matter inside the leg forward.
Have you seen "The day the Earth stood still"?
You know that giant robot?
That couldn't move unless all those balls (or whatever) moved too.
Something like that.

However, the protagonists (and a lot of other people. The perks of being a "Royal" will be listed below) can move the matter freely, forming it into what they want.
Just the ones in their own elements though.
And they can't move the matter in their own bodies, as that restriction was "blessed" on them by the Royal Elementals (see below).

Royal Elementals

The creators and upholders of everything ever.
Storm?
Air.
Tsunami?
Water
Volcano?
Fire and Earth working together.

They were once on-
Nah, I won't spoil it

"Royals"

What the protagonists are.
Their elementals are of royal blood, but if only half, or even that.

The perks of being a Royal?
-More or less invincible, unless killed in the right way
-Can switch from human form to the other ones
And a lot more, which I will post later.
I'm tired

söndag 31 januari 2010

Chu Chu Lovely Muni Muni Mura Mura Purin Purin Boron NuruNuru English Lyrics

chu chu - sound of a kiss
lovely
muni muni - sound of squeezing something soft
Mura Mura - sound of being horny
Purin Purin - sound with which they emphasize big tits in anime.
Boron - sound of something that pops out
NuruNuru - sound of moving around in something wet and dirty


Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero

That girl tears off her rock and roll panty hose, and reveals her burning hot body!
The moshing of the stalkers of undeniable tendencies starts right here!

Vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl sex!
Aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum (in a way, it's rock)

Bitch you! Get you! A bunch of middle aged phantom killers
The dying hour all year 'round, foreigners taking up permanent residence, amongst reconstruction
Bitch you! Get you! A bunch of middle aged phantom killers
The dying hour all year 'round, foreigners taking up permanent residence, amongst reconstruction

A thin waisted master piece, Este Host Club is immortal
The stress of helping, the stress of responsibilities; Man and woman is an eternal phrase
A justice game? A sex slave can't suppress those desires
In that suticase if a coil of rope, packing tape, and a cutter knife

Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero

I just want to see you naked! I want to see how you look! It's a life of masturbation, for a guy!
The moshing of the stalkers of undeniable tendencies starts right here!

Vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl, vinyl sex!
Polyester, polyester, polyester, polyester, polyester Soboro

Bitch you! Get you! A bunch of middle aged phantom killers
The dying hour all year 'round, foreigners taking up permanent residence, amongst reconstruction
Bitch you! Get you! A bunch of middle aged phantom killers
The dying hour all year 'round, foreigners taking up permanent residence, amongst reconstruction

A thin waisted master piece, Este Host Club is immortal
The stress of helping, the stress of responsibilities; Man and woman is an eternal phrase
A justice game? A sex slave can't suppress those desires
In that suticase if a coil of rope, packing tape, and a cutter knife

Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero

A college student would be good, a high school student would be good, a middle school student would be good
An elementary school student would be good, it would be great if they were tantalizing, a kindergartener would be good

Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero
Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura purin purin boron nururu rero rero

Chuu chuu lovely muni muni mura mura


Now I have them somewhere, before they take it off YouTube again...

fredag 22 januari 2010

Flash Movie Script

What would happen if the characters from my book lived in this time of day?
Well...

FADE IN FROM BLACK
A dark city is shown, smoke rising from places.
CAMERA CHANGE to a rooftop.
We see from the left side of the building.
A pair of feet flies by.
Camera follows them, until they freezeframe on one of the feet stepping on the edge of the rooftop.
CAMERA SWITCH to birdview from the left of this person, as he jumps of the rooftop.
CAMERA SWITCH to above the person, three "photo snapshots", as he is falling further and further down.
"Photo snapshot" CAMERA SWITCH to under the person
CUE TITLE
CAMERA SWITCH to the left of the person
Inner Monologue (while still falling)
"It's been years since the world was the way you're used to.
Who am I, you ask?... Well, just call me Zack.
I'm one of the chosen princes of the elements.
Darkness, to be more precise.

Now, some people call this the end of the world.
For me?
Heh, it's just another fucking day"
CAMERA SWITCH to far above the person, as he lands on the ground.
Big smokepillar rises.

CAMERA SWITCH to the left of the cloud, as we see the person run out with sword in hand.
CUE Rock Music
CAMERA SWITCH to behind him.
We see a giant monster ahead.

tisdag 1 december 2009

Christmas Chocolate Calender

This will update accordingly

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söndag 29 november 2009

OH HAY GUYS IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE MONOLOGUES IN MY HEAD

"And that's why Christmas sucks"
"That doesn't explain why you DON'T WANNA EAT DINNER"
"Oh, DINNER? I thought you said 'diner'"
"HOW IS THAT RELEVANT?! YOU TALKED FOR 1,5 HOURS ABOUT SANTA CLAUS BEING A 6 FOOT DRUNK WHO BREAKS INTO PEOPLES HOUSES AND LEAVES SO-CALLED 'DOODIES' IN PACKAGES"
"But... I didn't want poo for Christmas"
"OH SHUT UP I HATE YOU SO MUCH"
"OH! Guess what?"
/Deep Breath/"What?"
"CHEESE!!!!!!!"
"Just... just go and die"
"Nevar"
/Facepalm "I hate you... so much right now... that I can't... speak? That ain't right..."
"Hehe, I know, raiiiiight?"
"I'm... gonna leave now. Leave away from here"
"NAKED TIME"
"Oh... GOD!" /Runs/

Yeaaaaah, I dunno